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Monday, January 26, 2009

Liveblogging Room 136

Since mid-November room 136 has become a nice late night weeknight hangout. We usually have one to three patrons a night. We usually snack on microwavable treats, chips, goldfish, and the occasional pop tart. So tonight I'll give you all a nice look at my life here on campus after dark...

12:05 AM- In the room right now are my roommates Zach and Brian and our pal Andrew from the second floor. We all are on our laptops listening to music except for Brian. He is reading. The Girl Next Door is on the television in the background. Nobody is really paying attention to the movie for the most part. Some scenes have caught our eyes however.

12:07 AM- Andrew whips out some Pizza Flavored Goldfish.

12:09 AM- I took out my headphones for a second to hear what was going on. Nothing really.

12:11 AM- I just belted the chorus to 'Heard the World' by OAR. All three of the other people in the room just stared at me. Something I've been accustomed to here. I get weird glares, stares, and glances often.

12:13 AM- Bathroom break for Zach.

12:14 AM- He's back. A very quick bathroom break from the roomie from Jersey.

12:16 AM- Zach just got invited up to the 5th floor by some friends. He extended Andrew and myself the invite, to which Andrew replied "We'll make the rounds later." Then we giggled. 

12:18 AM: To give you an update of what everyone is doing, Andrew is watching Marley and Me on his laptop while eating his goldfish and a Rice Krispy Treat, Brian is reading The Odyssey on his bed, Zach is upstairs, and I am liveblogging and munching on a Rice Krispy Treat.

12:20 AM- I am a primetime player when it comes to snacking. And I gotta say Andrew is up there with me. Last night he came down with some Dinty Moore microwavable stew and Goldfish and crackers. I had Chef Boyardee and Sun Chips. We both had our Franks Red Hot Sauce (mine is Xtra Hot). You wouldn't believe last night. We usually do these late night feasts twice a week at most. So they are special when they happen. Last night was incredible. As we microwaved our food and prepared to dig in, Varsity Blues came on. We were giddy.

12:24 AM- Some people love Facebook. Andrew lives Facebook. He is thrilled because some girl recorded a video bitching out some other girl. He is so into it. 

12:28 AM- There is no wrong time for a Starburst.

12:30 AM- Vicks VapoRub is kind of addicting.

12:32 AM- Usually around this time each night Sporcle trivia uploads new trivias and they are late today. Much to our chagrin here in 136.

12:34 AM- Andrew is whipping himself with his headphone wires and he said "Ouch this hurts. Why would you ever do this?" He's odd, yet stylish and oh so debonaire. 

12:36 AM- The original Land Before Time is the best animated film of all time. There I said it.

12:38 AM- Thats all from 136 for now. We are venturing upstairs. I plan on doing this more often.


MJL



Saturday, January 24, 2009

Guest Blogger: Rob Coloney

So, Tuesday, January 27th, will certainly be another day of significance in the tremendous career of singer/songwriter, or, as I like to say, poet, Bruce Springsteen. His 24th album, Working on a Dream, will debut in stores, and having heard it, I can safely say that Bruce has done it again. Now, when I say Bruce has done it again, I mean, he has done his own thing. To this point, to understand Bruce Springsteen, and his beliefs, motives, and reasoning, is about as easy to understand why John Lennon was shot - damn near impossible. But, I'll try to offer my insight here.

 

Throughout his career, Bruce Springsteen has done things that have changed music, history, and America. Like him or not, you cannot argue that his Born to Run stadium anthem has fired you up at least once, that Glory Days (love it or hate it) has been sung in a drunken splendor, or that Dancing in the Dark made you wish you could put on tight Wrangler jeans, play football in the mud with Brett Favre, and then dance like Adam Sandler on SNL. Face the facts, the Boss has dictated pop culture for awhile now. As his reign of supremacy winds down with Working on a Dream (WOAD from here on out), the conclusions one can draw from the intensity of his lyrics have only just begun.

 

Over the past ten years, Springsteen has been "there" for America. A raging Republican, I cannot express enough how much I loathe his concert-antics of Bush-bashing (which now, may have come to an end). His political campaigning is where Bruce takes much of his criticism, but flat out, he does not care. In 1999, Bruce returned after a long absence and an acoustic album (Ghost of Tom Joad) to take NYC and the world by storm - with a reunion tour. On this tour, the band debuted two songs, which were never studio recorded nor studio released. One, "Land of Hope & Dreams," spoke about how historic America was. How important is continued to be, and how we cannot lose our faith in America. The next, was American Skin (41 Shots), which was a memoir to Amadou Diallo, inspired by the police shooting death which took place in NYC. When the police racially profiled (in Bruce's mind) the young Diallo, he reached for what police thought was a gun. They then shot him 41 times, as if one wasn't enough. Diallo was really holding his wallet, with identification. To further prove that Bruce operates on his own terms, he played this in NYC on the reunion tour, then again on the Rising tour, and scattered inbetween.

 

In 2001, America, Bruce's 1st love, saw the worst point in history, take place on our doorstep. With the attacks of 9/11, the country turned to Bruce for help. Bruce then wrote arguably his most significant album since The River, in The Rising. An entire album about tragedy, longevity, love, life, and recovery, The Rising was Bruce's stamp - he was back. Bruce went on to have a monstrous tour, in which, when he found out he did not win a Grammy award in 2002, opened an Duluth, GA show by saying "Fuck you if you don't appreciate it," clearly aimed at the Grammy selection committee, and played powerfully. "Come on Max," Bruce yelped, as No Surrender began to play, to open the show.

 

That's just the Boss, he does what he feels is right, and furthermore, American. In 2004, he launched a Vote-For-Change Tour, in which he teamed up with REM, Jackson Browne, John Fogerty, amongst others, to campaign for John Kerry in the election of 04. Did it fail? Perhaps. Did John Kerry get more votes because of Springsteen? Hell yes. Does that scare me? Hell yes. This is how important Springsteen is to America.

 

All of my life, I have said Springsteen was a poet first, then a musician, then a singer. His songs have meaning. "Johnny" is not a name Bruce just likes - it signifies a man in, coming home from, or lost in war (which Bruce sees as tumultuous and unnecessary). "Mary" is another such name of significance. His songs relate to him, America, change, and things that Bruce cannot get off of his chest otherwise. In 2007, Bruce launched Magic, a powerful CD, that was catchy, and fun, alla Born in the U.S.A. Every track was great, and it left people wanting more.

 

If you see my note about Danny Federici, you will find some significance on his death amidst the Magic Tour. I was fortunate to see Danny in action one last time before his death. When Danny died, Bruce, 59 yrs young, realized something - the time of Bruce and the Band changing the world, was slowly coming to an end. Unlike in his songs, and albums, life cannot go forever. Second chances are few-and far between, and it's so rare to move on, when someone you truly love has been lost. Feeling a cited "energy, and desire to keep going," Bruce and the Band announced one final hoorah together - another ESB album (within a year) - UNHEARD OF.

 

Now, having heard this album, I can say that it is without a doubt his best album of the decade, following trend of significance, lyrical importance, and timing. For some reason, I feel like Bruce is ready to let American stand on their own two feet, similar to a parent dropping their kid off at college. Bruce has left the country in the hands of Obama, whom he also campaigned for, further citing his regard and love for what's best for his, and our country.

 

Up and down the album, it starts with Bruce's first 8 minute studio track (Outlaw Pete) since Drive All Night (The River) / Thundercrack (Tracks). Outlaw Pete discusses a vagabond sort of child, who becomes a man, and becomes rescued, similar to what Bruce did by helping Danny Federici out of drug abuse. The album, which is sort of a ballad to Danny, is so important to end the Band's career. It features significance, party songs (My Lucky Day) and closure.

 

The Last Carnival, track 12 of 12, is the most significant track Bruce has written in years. It not only closes the Band's career, but closes their final CD together, and is about losing Danny, each other, and a fitting tribute and send off. Rolling Stone put it best: "If you don't count the soundtrack tune "The Wrestler," tacked on as a bonus cut, the album ends with "The Last Carnival," a plain-spoken, heart-rending elegy for E Street Band organ player Danny Federici, who died of cancer last year. The tune doubles as a sequel to Springsteen's beloved 1973 song "Wild Billy's Circus Story," in which the romance of the circus stood for life on the road — here, the circus is moving on without Billy. "Sundown, sundown/They're taking all the tents down," Springsteen sings in a choked hush, at the bottom of his range. "Where have you gone, my handsome Billy?" The song ends with a choir of what sounds like Springsteen's and Patti Scialfa's layered voices, vaulting up to infinity: For a fallen comrade, it's one last opera out on the turnpike."

 

This song ends a career of work, importance, significance, love, hate, anger, and controversy for Bruce & the Band. I encourage you to pick up the album, and listen to it, not hoping it has a "Thunder Road," "Dancing in the Dark," or "Radio Nowhere" type of catchy-ness, but please listen as an attentive music lover, who strives to prove a point, for anyone who can listen and understand.

 

God Bless, and enjoy. The road is a short one, so we must appreciate every day. "It's a town full of losers, and I'm pullin' out of here to win." Bruce certainly won over his career - love, fans, but most of all, he won, and earned, respect. Not only from us, America, and other musicians, but from himself. Bruce finally proved to himself that he found out he could change something through music. "Come on rise up," and change the world. If a musician can do it, so can we.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

A College Snack.

 Just an update for the disciples of the gospel, I am back at school. Tonight after I got back from watching the Lost premiere, I was a little hungry. I decided to have a snack. I wanted something salty and something sweet. So my first pick was some Sun Chips (Original flavor). They were quite tasty. Now the next segment of my snacking was crucial. I needed something sweet. But I am not huge on chocolate or most candies. One candy I love is Starbursts. If you put a Starburst in front of me, I will eat it. No matter the flavor. Yes, I said it. I like all Starburst flavors. There are literally millions upon millions of people who like only the Pink and Red. Me, I do not discriminate. I mean c'mon Yellow and Orange need some lovin' too. I am also kind of OCD about how I eat my gummy fruit chews. I try to eat the same amount of each color in the same sitting. And I try to eat them in this order Pink, Yellow, Red, Orange-REPEAT until satisfied. I feel like that order is the best way because each one complements the previous one. Anyways, after my sweet snack. I wanted another salty food. I went with a Slim Jim. It was delicious as well. The combination of these three snacks was a sensation like nothing my tastebuds have ever experienced.

MJL

Friday, January 16, 2009

Someone I Need to Hang Out With.

 My eyes were wandering in my kitchen today and they stopped at a peculiar location. A familiar face was glaring right back at me. We stared at each other for about 4 seconds before I just smiled. I couldn't help it. If you were looking at the same thing I was, you would smile too. The bushy mustache, the bow tie, and the warm look on his face could warm the hearts of the coldest of men. By now you have figured out I am talking about the Pringles Man. How awesome would it be to hang out with him? Infinity Awesome. He is always smiling and has impeccable style. His hair is great. I feel like his idea of fun would be pulling out some lawn chairs to the beach and kicking back a few, while eating Pringles. He definitely tells great stories. 

Once you pop, the fun don't stop.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Guest Blogger: Killian Leboff

 As you all know, The Gospel welcomes, no encourages our patrons to lend their voices to this blog. Tonight's guest is Killian Leboff, a 3 year old Fox Red Labrador who lives in the same house as I do. She is my best friend so I was ultra-psyched when she mentioned that she wanted to blog tonight. Killian wanted to focus on her life as a dog and some of life's mysteries in this entry, so ladies and gents, we proudly give you The Gospel According to Killian:
 Humans always talk about how they envy a dog's life. The truth is they are 100% right in doing so. I sleep for 65% of the day. I do not have any real responsibilities. Sure, if I defecate inside the house I'll get yelled at, but thats no big deal. It is almost condoned. Masters will get mad at us canines but then they will feel bad about it and say something like, "What do you know, you are just a dog? I can't stay mad at you." Now, if one of you humans decides to have a bowel movement on a rug, I assure you the result will not be the same (Unless you are senile). In fact the whole experience will be different. Not only will the perpetrator have to clean up his or her own feces (something a dog will never have to do) they will be scolded and embarrassed. 
 Another great thing about being a dog is, getting pet and scratched by strangers. There is nothing I love more then when I am being walked and a stranger comes up to my master and me and says in a high pitched voice "Awwwww, she's sooo cutteeee." And starts to pet and rub me all over. I will wag my tail until they leave and then it is on with the walk. Speaking of walks, completely overrated by dogs and humans alike. If I want to walk, I will walk. There is no reason to wake me up from a nap to go outside for a few minutes so I can go to the bathroom. 
 There are a few bad things about being a dog though. Wooden floors are so tough to run on with claws. Leashes suck. And the fact that when a really sucky movie like Armageddon is on, we can not change the channel. We have not figured out televisions yet, but we are getting there. 
 All in all, as a dog growing up in a nice, suburban town in the northeast I can't complain much. Whoever said, "Its a dog eat dog world out there" is an imbecile. Dogs don't really eat other dogs. Plus, it is a dog eat free food world out there. I have never paid for a meal in my life. 

Paws Up, A-Town Down.

Killian

Sunday, January 4, 2009

A Very Awkward Situation.

 Today I went out to dinner with my significant other and her friends to the Cheesecake Factory. They gave us one of those things that lights up and vibrate when your table is ready. Which, by the way, needs to be utilized in more situations. Well anyways, when our table was finally called, I was last in the line of people in our party walking to the table. The place was crowded and I was weaving in and out of people like a Pueblo Indian weaving a basket. Well as I was walking south toward the table, a lady in a wheelchair was rollin' north toward me. It was a very tight squeeze and as I tried to walk by her, I bumped into her legs. I immediately apologized and she said its okay. But then I wondered if she even felt it. Is there a more awkward situation than that? I don't know.